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i was browsing through my old stuffs & i found a scrapbook i made 3 years ago. i browsed through it and i found something funny. gawd i was young once. hahaha. pasted on the last two pages of that scrapbook were:

WHAT'S HIS SIGN??

Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
Flashy, dramatic & daring, this dude's out to please, please & please. This Ram loves to hang out at the hippest, trendiest places that give both his ego and status quo a boost. Throw him a one liner like, "Great shades! Rudy Project, right?" and you'll surely hook his attention.

Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
How do you spot a Taurus in the crowd? He's the one in the Ralph Lauren shirt, slacks and leather kicks. A real class act, the average Taurus spends his dough on items of practical use, like a decent cell phone rather than a new bike. Taurus dudes are stubborn and bull-headed (pun intended), and are ardent believers in traditional ways. So don't expect to pay your way through a dinner with a Taurus, he's sooner strip naked and join Blink 182 than have you spring for a pizza.

Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
Scatterbrain alert! Always on the go, your Gemini guy can't wait to get things done: organizing the next school dance one minute, joining a quiz bee the next. The Gemini has a knack for absorbing information accurately-the next time you spill your phone number to the Gemini guy, you can almost be sure that he remembered it and will give you a call the next evening.

Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)
Finally, a dude who remembers your birthday. These crabs are sentimental, romantic, and very moody. Although Cancer dudes look aloof and detached, they can easily swoon over a well-written song. So just because he's decked out in a Limp Bizkit shirt doesn't mean he doesn't have The Corrs "Runaway" looping in his discman.

Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)
Naturally, prom kings and team captains exude this particular star sign's attribute. Ostentatious and proud, Leos have a knack for commanding respect and making heads turn. Spotting a Leo in a party is easy: he's the guy people are gathered around, eager to hear his stories of shooting the winning basket or kissing that hot semi-pro model two batches ahead. Although Leos are affectionate and caring, they expect Freddie Prinze Jr.-worthy praises from you every minute or so.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
If you're looking for the Virgo, scape out the bookstore. He's probably browsing between shelves or strolling in the mall alone, looking like he's window-shopping when he's actually in deep thought. Of all the zodiacs, tread carefully when talking to a Virgo. They tend to clam up when personal questions come up during the conversation. Stick to: "So what's your favorite Harry Potter book?"

Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
The Libran dude lives in a storybook world. He wants his Princess drop-dead gorgeous and his endings happily ever after. This guy would never let your beauty go unappreciated, and will spend the rest of the lunch break making sure you know that. He's the dewy-eyed dreamer in the back of the class, writing the name of his crush on his knuckles or carving his and her initials into a tree. Librans wear their hearts on their sleeves, so it's pretty easy to tell if he's falling for you.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22)
For every Dawson, there's a Pacey. The rebel of the zodiacs, the Scorpio guy isn't for the weak of heart. Mysterious and enigmatic, Scorpios never fail to pique the curiosity of the people around him. Whether it be just hanging out at the mall or shooting hoops, Scorpios look like they're up to something, and look so good doing it (which is why this bad boy always gets the girl).

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21)
That daydreaming dude with the uncombed hair sitting in the third row? Sagittarius. The guy-next-door whom you've caught a gazzilion times sitting on the roof looking at the stars? Sagittarius. The average Sag is always itching for an expedition or vacation, wherein the adage "anywhere but here" is most appropriate. So the next time you sign up for a hiking expedition, don't be surprised to see that half of the group is made up of Sags eager to get the show on the road!

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Capricorn guys run the show and won't have you saying otherwise. Behind a successful fundraiser is a harassed but happy Capricorn. Hunting down a Capricorn is easy: look for an org-spanning meeting in school, and the guy behind the podium is sure to be a Cap. Easy does it with the Capricorn ego though, insecurity is a major downer you can pull on his sensitive self-esteem.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Unconventional is the Aquarian's middle name. Incense burners, lava lamps, funky shades, yoga: if it's quirky, he's got to have it. He's the Jughead Jones of the zodiac-unique and original, yet always on the prowl for a better, more enlightening experience. Scoping for an Aquarian in a crowd is like looking for Missy Elliot in a convent. He sticks out like a sore thumb, and doesn't mind it one bit.

Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
During the last hour of an at-home Titanic screening where everybody grabs for the Kleenex box, the loudest sniffing you'll hear in the room belongs to the Piscean guy with his own big box of tissues. Hopelessly idealistic and emotional, pulling at the Pisces heartstrings is as easy as twirling spaghetti with a fork. Dying for a Piscean sweetie? Hang your head low, spill sob stories, and this emphatic emotion junkie will be ready to whip out the hankies and play your knight in a shining armor.

hahaha. funny no? FYI: i didn't make that whole thing. i think i got that from somewhere. i just couldn't remember where exactly. the thing is, i dunno why i posted it in my scrapbook, i didn't believe (and still don't) a thing it says. like duh. Pau is a Scorpion and not one of his cell is made up of a rebel. he's actually tamed than most guys i know. definitely not a bad boy. i have known him for years before we even became a couple. and ever since high school, i've always known Pau as the almost perfect boyfriend. seriously. and Mac is a Piscean. he's emotional alright but not in a million years will he let other people see that. and i doubt it if he even shed a single tear while watching Titanic. si Macix pa! and if you're gonna transform yourself into a drama princess in front of him, you'd receive nothing from him but a sarcastic "kamag-anak mo ba si yeng?" so that attempt to describe guys according to their zodiac signs is a failure. maybe true to some. but personally, i doubt it.

why post it here? wala lang. naaliw lang ako sa fact that i have kept such things. hahaha. un lang.

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